(Running) “Those strange people on my Sunday run… that shuffling walk… that empty gaze… I can’t help thinking…” (L4D2 screen with guitar as the weapon of choice)

You ask yourself why this guitar has no strings? Because I’m tired, that’s why. Hell, this is a zombie-infected inferno. You know how often strings break even in everyday life?

Oh and by the way: Merry Christmas… Jingle Bells!