Fine feathers make fine sparrows.

Last week I was a bridesmaid at my best friend’s wedding. Since everyone was so very keen to see me in a dress, here’s what it looked like… -in reality. -on all the photos. (Mom: “Your hair looks crappy! Let me blow-dry that mess!” Incredibly fat upper arms. “What, you’re already wearing a push-up bra?!” Am I wearing a bathing ring or what?!)

Don’t even ask: the photos are top secret…

By the way, I just spent a solid one and a half hour just to get some grey in this picture, and that’s because I have a fantastic new computer that can solve all my problems in half the time. Nobody mentioned my problems would quadruplicate on that thing