I found two cockchafer grubs in the flowerpot. They are my pets now. They have tiny red breast hair! “I’ll call them Klaus… and Klaus.” – “So everyone knows right away what kind pf person you are: nutjob” (“Lights off!!”)

I hereby offer a piece of homemade cake to the person who can translate the German pun in a halfway funny way. (I wasn’t allowed to keep them.)