Tested For You: Being a Bike Guide (1)

(Biking) What usually happens when I’m drunk: “Registration successful – XTERRA” But this time: “Heyyy I could be a bike guide!” – “Sure why not!” I mean, really. “Okay, and how are you qualified?” – “I can ride bikes. Well, um… most of the time I don’t crash.” – “Fine, then will you please sign here.” – I have a feeling this should have been more difficult.

(Here’s the prologue.)

If my course finds this: no, of course this is a really simplified depiction and I’m absolutely totally qualified and prepared for anything.