“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen

(Running) Start .. 0.5 kms: “Everything hurts so bad!” 0.5 kms .. finish line: (At training speed) Inner peace & harmony with the universe / (At racing speed) “Everything hurts so bad!!” After the run: “I feel great! This made my day!” / “Everything hurts so bad.”

(Schwimmen) “I’m too slow for the pros and too fast for the slowpokes… so I’m expecting a relaxed race in the empty midfield.” – “Have you ever heard of the Gaussian bell curve?” – “Pfft, that guy couldn’t even swim.”

Mathe ist eh nur Theorie.