{"id":931,"date":"2012-03-26T06:00:57","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T05:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/?p=931"},"modified":"2025-10-09T16:21:19","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T15:21:19","slug":"nose-to-the-wind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/?p=931","title":{"rendered":"Nose to the wind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"frameless\" src=\"http:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/wp-content\/uploads\/ssc38_d.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"display: none;\">(Schwimmen) &#8220;Mist, ich kann nicht mehr tauchen. Mein Hintern hat zuviel Auftrieb.&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Dann musst du wohl mal Luft ablassen.&#8221; (Sorry, ich dacht&#8217; das w\u00e4r lustig.)<\/p>\n<p>Liebes Publikum, mein feiner Humor ist aufgebraucht. Jetzt kommen die Pupswitze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Schwimmen) &#8220;Mist, ich kann nicht mehr tauchen. Mein Hintern hat zuviel Auftrieb.&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Dann musst du wohl mal Luft ablassen.&#8221; (Sorry, ich dacht&#8217; das w\u00e4r lustig.) Liebes Publikum, mein feiner Humor ist aufgebraucht. Jetzt kommen die Pupswitze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shower-talk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=931"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5184,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions\/5184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}