{"id":595,"date":"2011-08-20T09:36:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-20T08:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/?p=595"},"modified":"2025-10-09T16:31:10","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T15:31:10","slug":"the-formula-of-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/?p=595","title":{"rendered":"The Formula of Failure"},"content":{"rendered":"

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(Schwimmen) “I’m too slow for the pros and too fast for the slowpokes… so I’m expecting a relaxed race in the empty midfield.” – “Have you ever heard of the Gaussian bell curve?” – “Pfft, that guy couldn’t even swim.”<\/p>\n

Mathe ist eh nur Theorie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Schwimmen) “I’m too slow for the pros and too fast for the slowpokes… so I’m expecting a relaxed race in the empty midfield.” – “Have you ever heard of the Gaussian bell curve?” – “Pfft, that guy couldn’t even swim.” Mathe ist eh nur Theorie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shower-talk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5228,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions\/5228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}