{"id":485,"date":"2011-06-13T11:37:44","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T10:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/?p=485"},"modified":"2025-10-09T16:34:10","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T15:34:10","slug":"fine-feathers-make-fine-sparrows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/?p=485","title":{"rendered":"Fine feathers make fine sparrows."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"frameless\" src=\"http:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/wp-content\/uploads\/ssc14.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"display: none;\">Last week I was a bridesmaid at my best friend&#8217;s wedding. Since everyone was so very keen to see me in a dress, here&#8217;s what it looked like&#8230; -in reality. -on all the photos. (Mom: &#8220;Your hair looks crappy! Let me blow-dry that mess!&#8221; Incredibly fat upper arms. &#8220;What, you&#8217;re <strong>already<\/strong> wearing a push-up bra?!&#8221; Am I wearing a bathing ring or what?!)<\/p>\n<p>Fragt gar nicht erst: die Fotos sind streng geheim&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nebenbei hab ich grad geschlagene anderthalb Stunden damit verbracht, hier ein bisschen grau in dieses Bild zu zaubern, und das nur, weil ich einen gro\u00dfartigen neuen Rechner habe, der all meine Probleme in der halben Zeit l\u00f6sen kann. Es hat nur keiner erw\u00e4hnt, dass sich meine Probleme mit dem <em>Ding<\/em> vervierfachen&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I was a bridesmaid at my best friend&#8217;s wedding. Since everyone was so very keen to see me in a dress, here&#8217;s what it looked like&#8230; -in reality. -on all the photos. (Mom: &#8220;Your hair looks crappy! Let me blow-dry that mess!&#8221; Incredibly fat upper arms. &#8220;What, you&#8217;re already wearing a push-up bra?!&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shower-talk","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5239,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions\/5239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}