{"id":3864,"date":"2018-04-24T08:00:19","date_gmt":"2018-04-24T07:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/?p=3864"},"modified":"2025-10-09T15:06:19","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T14:06:19","slug":"all-messed-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/?p=3864","title":{"rendered":"Maybe I’m all messed up"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ich hab zwei Engerlinge im Blumentopf gefunden. Das sind jetzt meine Haustiere. Sie haben kleine rote Brusthaare! “Ich nenne sie Klaus… und Klaus.” – “Da wei\u00df jeder gleich, was er von dir zu halten hat: Abstand<\/em>” (“Licht aus!!”)<\/p>\n

(Ich durfte sie nicht behalten.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ich hab zwei Engerlinge im Blumentopf gefunden. Das sind jetzt meine Haustiere. Sie haben kleine rote Brusthaare! “Ich nenne sie Klaus… und Klaus.” – “Da wei\u00df jeder gleich, was er von dir zu halten hat: Abstand” (“Licht aus!!”) (Ich durfte sie nicht behalten.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shower-talk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3864"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4948,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864\/revisions\/4948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paintedhell.de\/blag2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}